Below is a factual retelling of a very important event in the history of
The Knight Agency world.
The spotlight glares, the polygraph quivers, the bad cop cracks his knuckles...
Squinting in the light, the cop grinds his teeth and leans toward his victim. "What is your name???"
"Samantha Jenkins" the pretty lady replies.
Taking a bite of his donut, he obnoxiously smacks his lips. Samantha's face sours. He continues undaunted, "What is your quest???" Nose to nose, she spits, "To unlock the sales secrets of the Da Vinci Code! Who wants to know!"
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" sneers the officer. He knows he has her cornered now. She can't possibly know the answer. The clock ticks. Samantha considers. Sweat beads up on the officer's brow. The cell is thick with tension as the observing officers hold their breath waiting on the damning confession of ignorance.
Then, as if by epiphany, Samantha gently smiles, "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Stunned, the officer gasps! "What? ... I ... I ... I don't know that!" Immediately the prison guard rushes in and drags the so called "bad cop" off, leaving only donut crumbs in the cell. Into the room floods the observing men. Cowering to her brilliance, they ask, "How do know so much about swallows? "
Smirking, she replies, "Well, you have to know these things when you're an accountant, you know."
This is a true account of hero and office manager, Samantha Jenkins at The Knight Agency. With a great deal of smoozing, I have secured an interview with this great character. Now, does anyone have questions for her? I will be taking 5 questions from this post. Please refrain from asking such questions about taxes and other specific financial business, as we do not want to cloud her radiance with such thoughts of pre-April 15th courtly issues. Agreed?
What do you want to know? Post now! Time is limited! The interview will be conducted shortly. She is after all, a VERY busy woman!